VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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