Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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