Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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