u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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