i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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