I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I can't put those talents on a resume
i believe in u and ur pee
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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