Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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