everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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