the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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