Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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