id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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