Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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