I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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