fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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