Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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