My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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