Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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