You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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