I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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