Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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