Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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