glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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