those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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