So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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