Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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