no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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