Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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