Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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