Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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