we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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