i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
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hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Dignity is for republicans.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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