i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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