So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My dick has a subreddit
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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