Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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