the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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