they need to just BURY HIM!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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