Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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