So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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