She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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