Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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