You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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