bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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