office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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