didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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