I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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