yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Come on in and take your pants off
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