i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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