school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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