Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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