you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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