yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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